Saturday, 29 March 2008

• One-liners as of Thursday/Friday.

  
  "Recent research shows: there are no Mexican Kool-Aid men, so we don't have a problem there."
  "Essentially, they're hicks with guns."
  "Ziplock bags: $3. Glade air freshener: $5. Thwarting the American Border Patrol yet again: Priceless."
  "How exactly do you abolish cities?"
  "Wait, we're getting $250 billion dollars? Whoa! Our case only says 2.5!"
  "Whoops, hang on a second, my mom's calling. Mom? Yeah. Yeah. Can you hang on a second? I'm nearly done with my 1AR."
  "Is the judge ready? Timer? Paparazzi?"
  "No, seriously! That's all it is!"
  "Wait wait wait, the mines are meant to kill people? What are they for, then? Looking pretty?"
  
  
  6-0 record yesterday. Got knocked out in first out rounds. We had Mr. Fink's vote, though. That's all that matters.
  Billy's smug and I'm arrogant. At least we're consistent.
  
  Those of you who know what I'm talking about will understand. You know who you are.
  
  
  

  • 9:04 AM
  • 24 Views
  • 2 eProps
  • 1 Comment